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realized that i looked like the guy on the box of taboo tonight. sent this picture to jose and this kid sends this back to me. asshole.

Jane’s House in Hollywood.

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Things I'll Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

since its getting colder and all that.

"you deserve someone more but you don’t seem to realize that and it’s selfish but I hope you never do."

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good morning.

jager and two bottles of moscato. showed this new york kid a good time. :)

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my birthday was one hell of an adventure. spent a few nights in one of the nicest hotels, drank every single night, spent time with amazing people, ate our weight in earl’s sandwiches and learned that B12 and powerade are life savers. i’d do it all again in a heartbeat.